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Probando que tal quedan mis dibujos sin delineado usando Illustrator en vez de Photoshop xD y en general me gustó el resultado. Ahí tienen a una versión mía mucho más guapa, mucho menos perforada, y con el cabello punk que siempre he querido xD

Trying lineless art with Illustrator instead of Photoshop in one of my sketches, and overall, I like the result :) So here you got a much better looking cartoon of myself, with less piercings and a ten thousand times cooler punk hairstyle xD

Me compré una corona en el centro, y quise revivir aquellos momentos en los que quería ser scene queen. Mi intención era autoretratarme para tener una nueva foto de perfil, pero me parecieron un poco … . demasiado para Facebook, así que aquí tienen a mi emo interior jugando con una corona y una cámara profesional.
I bought this Little Crown at the center of Mexico City, mostly because I tought it would be fun to remember those days when I wanted to be a scene queen. My first purpose was to get a new profile picture for Facebook but then this potos seemed… .like to much for Facebook, so you, my dear Tumblr followers, get the result of my inner emo playing with a profesional camera and a Crown.
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Me compré una corona en el centro, y quise revivir aquellos momentos en los que quería ser scene queen. Mi intención era autoretratarme para tener una nueva foto de perfil, pero me parecieron un poco … . demasiado para Facebook, así que aquí tienen a mi emo interior jugando con una corona y una cámara profesional.
I bought this Little Crown at the center of Mexico City, mostly because I tought it would be fun to remember those days when I wanted to be a scene queen. My first purpose was to get a new profile picture for Facebook but then this potos seemed… .like to much for Facebook, so you, my dear Tumblr followers, get the result of my inner emo playing with a profesional camera and a Crown.
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Me compré una corona en el centro, y quise revivir aquellos momentos en los que quería ser scene queen. Mi intención era autoretratarme para tener una nueva foto de perfil, pero me parecieron un poco … . demasiado para Facebook, así que aquí tienen a mi emo interior jugando con una corona y una cámara profesional.

I bought this Little Crown at the center of Mexico City, mostly because I tought it would be fun to remember those days when I wanted to be a scene queen. My first purpose was to get a new profile picture for Facebook but then this potos seemed… .like to much for Facebook, so you, my dear Tumblr followers, get the result of my inner emo playing with a profesional camera and a Crown.

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via minuty)

Amen to this

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Una sesión de fotos que un amigo y yo tuvimos hace algunos fines de semana. En algunas jugué con los contrastes y con la saturación, sobre todo en la tercera y la cuarta.
A photoshoot a friend and I had some couple weekends ago. I played with saturation and contrast in some of them, specifically on the third and fourth ones.
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Una sesión de fotos que un amigo y yo tuvimos hace algunos fines de semana. En algunas jugué con los contrastes y con la saturación, sobre todo en la tercera y la cuarta.
A photoshoot a friend and I had some couple weekends ago. I played with saturation and contrast in some of them, specifically on the third and fourth ones.
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Una sesión de fotos que un amigo y yo tuvimos hace algunos fines de semana. En algunas jugué con los contrastes y con la saturación, sobre todo en la tercera y la cuarta.
A photoshoot a friend and I had some couple weekends ago. I played with saturation and contrast in some of them, specifically on the third and fourth ones.
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Una sesión de fotos que un amigo y yo tuvimos hace algunos fines de semana. En algunas jugué con los contrastes y con la saturación, sobre todo en la tercera y la cuarta.
A photoshoot a friend and I had some couple weekends ago. I played with saturation and contrast in some of them, specifically on the third and fourth ones.
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Una sesión de fotos que un amigo y yo tuvimos hace algunos fines de semana. En algunas jugué con los contrastes y con la saturación, sobre todo en la tercera y la cuarta.
A photoshoot a friend and I had some couple weekends ago. I played with saturation and contrast in some of them, specifically on the third and fourth ones.
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Una sesión de fotos que un amigo y yo tuvimos hace algunos fines de semana. En algunas jugué con los contrastes y con la saturación, sobre todo en la tercera y la cuarta.

A photoshoot a friend and I had some couple weekends ago. I played with saturation and contrast in some of them, specifically on the third and fourth ones.

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